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If Rick Perry’s elected President who would he appoint to Cabinet positions?
It’s pretty obvious that Gov. Rick Perry is the hands-down favorite of the business and religious community in Texas. He also appears to be favored by the Tea Party and ultra-conservatives. With that said, if Ricky is elected President, he may well make the following cabinet level appointments.
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Sec. Dept. of Housing and Urban Dev. (HUD) – Bob “The Builder” Perry of Houston
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Sec. Dept. of Justice – Ann Coulter (Law Degree Univ. of Michigan 1988)
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Sec. Dept. of Energy – David Koch – President of Koch Industries
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Sec. of Defense – David J. Lesar – CEO of Halliburton
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Chairman – EPA – Steven Newman – CEO of Transocean
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Sec. Dept. of Veterans Affairs – Col. Oliver North
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Chairman, Council Economic Advisors – Donald Trump
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Treasury Sec. – Bernie Madoff (after he pardons him and he’s released from the pen)
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Sec. Dept. of Labor – Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker
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Undersecretary of Labor – Ohio Gov. John Kasich
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Sec. of State – Dick Cheney
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Sec. Dept. of the Interior – Harold Simmons – CEO of Contran Corporation
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Sec. Dept. of Agriculture – Joe Sanderson – CEO Sanderson Farms
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Sec. Commerce Dept. – B.J. “Red” McCombs – CEO Red McComb Enterprises
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Sec. Transportation Dept. – James Dannenbaum – CEO Dannenbaum Engineering
Of course Ricky may opt for less qualified individuals for the above named positions if his handlers and underwriters (aka, contributors) demand he do so.
Let’s hear it for Ricky and his cadre of deep-pocket Texas handlers!
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