Attorney Drew Quitschau of Bloomington, IL; ethical gnome

The state of Illinois presented Drew Randolph Quitschau with a law license in 2002 after he graduated from George Washington University Law School. Drew also received a law license from Texas in 2009.

The Disciplinary Commission found Drew guilty of the following misconduct, all of which involved his despicable conduct aimed at a female lawyer.

• Set up fake online dating profile of her at Match.com
• Posted false review to a database of legal professionals and registered her to receive information from other organizations
• Falsely stated she was separated from husband
• Registered her with the Obesity Action Coalition
• Falsely stated female lawyer smokes and was 56-years-old
• Fabricated shame hot spots for female lawyer including grocery story, restaurants and NASCAR
• Registered her with organization focusing on diabetics
• Lied that he hadn’t posted fake info re: female lawyer online at Match.com
• Registered her with a publication on pork production
• Created fake Facebook profile to post false reviews of her on a database that rates legal professionals

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the cheerleaders for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Illinois Supreme Court punished Drew by gifting him with a complimentary censure. 

As we speak (ca. October 2017), Drew practices at 105 North Center Street in Bloomington, Illinois.