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Today’s Public Official Prevert is Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder of Missouri

 
Congratulations to….
 
Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder
Today’s Public Official Prevert”
Award Winner
 
 
First and foremost folks, don’t y’all think that late night comedians are gonna have lots of fun reporting on Peter Kinder or would that be Kinder Peter?
 
Put simply, the Peter has or certainly will become a comic substitute for ex-New York Congressman Weiner who was a Democrat. Hmmm, I wonder if the Peter and the Weiner worked together well in Congress before the Weiner was forced to withdraw.
 
The media reports that the St. Louis Riverfront Times recently published a photo of the Peter at a so-called gentleman’s club (never could figure out why they call them Gentleman’s Clubs, could you?) in St. Louis.
 
It was reported that the club was a pantless or bottomless bar. Whew, at first I thought that the Peter had shown up pantless, however, it is the strippers that dance bottomless. I feel a lot better now, how about you?
 
Subsequently, the Peter admitted he had an affair with an ex-Penthouse Playmate and did indeed venture into the bottomless stripper’s club on more than one occasion.
 
The Peter is hoping to be Missouri’s next Governor. Of course Missouri is in the Bible belt, most Missourians ain’t spending their leisure time at the local bottomless strippers club. The Peter has a better chance of landing a job as a standup comedian then he does of becoming the next Governor of Missouri!
 
Already we have some politicians in Missouri pulling away from the Peter. Republican State Rep. Kevin Elmer said in an editorial published in the Joplin Globe, “An attempt to excuse his poor decision because it happened when he was 40 fails to pass muster.”  
 
Southwest Missouri GOP committeeman Tim Garrison withdrew his support of the Peter and said, “I am sorry, but the price of cavorting with Penthouse Pets in your 40s is that you don’t get to be governor of a Bible Belt state in your 50s.”
 
An unreliable source indicated that Mr. Garrison went on to say, “Cavorting with Playmates at Hefner’s mansion in Hollywood or cashing in on double-off coupons for lap dances at Cheetahs or Jumbo’s Clown Room, both located on in the Left Coast on Hollywood Blvd. in Los Angeles is clearly acceptable conduct for God-hating liberal-left-wing losers from  Austin, Boston or Cleveland.
 
When the Peter finally announces his withdrawal from the race for Governor of Missouri, I think they should play several verses of Queen’s No. 1 Hit, “Another one bites the Dust,” don’t you?
 
Congrats Peter; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an accomplished Public Official Pervert; you are far too humble.
 
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
 
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