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Mitt Romney: Today’s “Bob the Builder Job Creator” Award Winner

Congratulations to….
Gov. Mitt Romney
Today’s “Bob the Builder Job Creator” Award Winner
Everyone knows that ex-Gov. Mitt Romney is engaged in yet another attempt to become the Republican presidential nominee for the November 2012 election v. President Obama.
While trolling for votes this time around, Mitt has vowed he would never raise any taxes on millionaires (he’s one) or billionaires because they are the real “job creators.” And they must be because Mitt wouldn’t tell a fib would he?
It was recently reported that Mitt is going to have his 3,000 square foot edifice sitting on the beach in La Jolla, California torn down and replaced with something more befitting of someone who just wants to be a regular feller like one of y’all. Towards that end, Mitt is going to build an 11,000 square foot mansion.
Of course the left-coast liberals have unmercifully attacked Mitt’s construction effort as being elitist and proof he’s totally ignorant of how real American’s are struggling to get by. What these commie, God Haters fail to realize is that Mitt’s demolition project along with new home construction will likely create the following jobs in the San Diego area.
6 – Employees to roof his new home
2 – Electricians to wire his new mansion
5 – Employees to perform landscaping services on mansion grounds
2 – Drywall employees
4 – Miscellaneous construction workers
Here we have irrefutable evidence that Mitt is indeed a “job creator.” Is this like cool or what?
On behalf of the multitude of unemployed in the San Diego area, I wish to personally offer my sincerest thanks to Mitt the Builder for helping to lessen the unemployment rate in San Diego.
Congrats Mitt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as a Job Creator; you are far too humble.
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