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Trump and Kim Jun Un get into Yo mama name-calling

 

An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” and North Korean Premier Kim Jun Un have agreed to engage in a “Yo Mama” name-calling dialogue as a prelude to the start of a shooting war.

 

It was agreed between the two Overweight Juvenile Lunatics that the winner would have the option of sleeping

 

The “Yo Mama” name-calling went like this.

 

KIMMY:

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

THE DON:

Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all-day long.

KIMMY:

Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.

THE DON:

Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

KIMMY:

Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

THE DON:

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

KIMMY:

Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

THE DON:

Yo mama’s like a police station, dicks running in an out all the time.

KIMMY:

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

THE DON:

Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 50 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 51 thru 61 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 62 thru 67 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 297 thru 312 Dawg Opinions
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 3
  6. Trump Bullshit: Art. 361 thru 411
  7. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 35 Liar Awards
  8. Lunatic Awards: Art. 320 thru 324
  9. Moron Awards: Art. 225 thru 228
  10. Screwball Awards: Art. 270 thru 272
  11. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212
 

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