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Trump accepts offer to star in "Despicable Me 4"

An unreliable source working for the Fox News Comedy Network reported that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has accepted an offer to star in “Despicable Me 4” movie as “Gru.”


The movie will hone in on the adventures of various members of the Trumporleone Family, including his ex-wives Ivana and Marla.


The only specific demand that The Don made of Universal Studios other than a 40% cut of the profits was that the title of the movie be changed from “Despicable Me 4” to “Me Despicable Too” in order to more accurately reflect his charming demeanor.


And lastly, The Don’s contractual agreement with Universal Studios is that his cut of the profits will be donated to the “Trumporleone Legal Defense Fund.”


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  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 59 thru 63 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 290 thru 305 Dawg Opinions
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 3
  6. Trump Bullshit: Art. 361 thru 411
  7. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 35 Liar Awards
  8. Lunatic Awards: Art. 319 thru 323
  9. Moron Awards: Art. 223 thru 226
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