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If elected President, Gov. Perry sez he’ll eliminate EPA (Environmental Protection Agency)
In his attempt to garner support for his run to become the next President of the U. S. of A, Gov. Rick Perry sez that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is a job killer and if elected he’d totally eliminate it.
He’s probably right that the EPA is a job killer. Where in the hell do these unelected commie-pinko tree-huggers get off telling patriotic, God-fearing coal companies that they can’t destroy clean water sources in Kentucky or West Virginia? The constitution don’t say anyone is guaranteed clean drinking water or air, right Jim Bob?
An unreliable source indicated that when President Perry eliminates the EPA, he’s going to replace it with an agency that will more properly be in compliance with the U.S. Constitution. And that will be the Evangelical Pastors Agency (EPA). President Perry would appoint the following folks to this new and improved EPA as Commissioners.
Some in the Evangelical movement will likely protest President Perry’s appointees as being just a tad too liberal, especially in regards to their unyielding support for the gay community.
My source further indicated that the first regulation that the Trifecta above will implement in accordance with President Perry’s desire will be:
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Is the Lone Star State a great country or what?
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