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If elected President, Gov. Perry sez he’ll eliminate EPA (Environmental Protection Agency)

 
In his attempt to garner support for his run to become the next President of the U. S. of A, Gov. Rick Perry sez that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is a job killer and if elected he’d totally eliminate it.
 
He’s probably right that the EPA is a job killer. Where in the hell do these unelected commie-pinko tree-huggers get off telling patriotic, God-fearing coal companies that they can’t destroy clean water sources in Kentucky or West Virginia? The constitution don’t say anyone is guaranteed clean drinking water or air, right Jim Bob?
 
An unreliable source indicated that when President Perry eliminates the EPA, he’s going to replace it with an agency that will more properly be in compliance with the U.S. Constitution. And that will be the Evangelical Pastors Agency (EPA). President Perry would appoint the following folks to this new and improved EPA as Commissioners.
  1. Rev. John Hagee – Senior Pastor Cornerstone Church in San Antonio
  2. Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family - America's No. 1 Homophobe
  3. Rev. Jim Garlow – Senior Pastor San Diego’s Skyline Wesleyan Church
Some in the Evangelical movement will likely protest President Perry’s appointees as being just a tad too liberal, especially in regards to their unyielding support for the gay community.
 
My source further indicated that the first regulation that the Trifecta above will implement in accordance with President Perry’s desire will be:
  1. A law requiring all auto manufacturers to place a Bible in every glove compartment
  2. The cost of each Bible will be set at $45 will $20 shared equally by Hagee, Garlow and Dobson
  3. $25 of Bible cost to be placed in President Perry’s campaign account
  4. IRS will be required to allow the $45 bible cost to be deducted as a charitable contribution unless the buyer is a Muslim, Gay or Mormon
Is this like gonna be cool or what Roscoe? Yeah, I can hardly wait for Ricky to get into office! The only thing better would be to have Jesus as President, Jethro said. Damn near the same Jethro, said Roscoe. I
 
Is the Lone Star State a great country or what?
 
 
 

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