Fox’s Jeanine Pirro sez Russia investigation is a “fishing expedition"

Jeanine is yet another loser attorney that found it difficult to earn a dishonest living practicing law. She then decided to use her innate ability to fabricate falsehoods and/or tell outright lies by taking on a job as a comedic host on the Fox News Comedy Network.

It should be noted that from 1975 through 2005 Jeanine had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough as an Assistant DA, as the Westchester County DA and as a Westchester County Court Judge. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Westchester County area was about to offer Jeanine a good paying job.

During a recent (07/21/17) rant on her Fox show “Injustice with Judge Jeanine,” Jeanine, after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, engaged in the following discussion with fellow Fox comic Sandra Smith. (source, Media Matters)

JEANINE:

• “I love Jeff Sessions, he's one of the most honorable people in D.C. He's got integrity.”
• “He recused himself in a case where, honestly, I wouldn't have recused myself.”
• “And so, but for the attorney general recusing himself, we've got Donnie Jr. in the crosshairs, we've got Jared Kushner, the son-in-law, and the truth is, the president has no control, because Sessions is out, we know the deputy AG's going to be out, because Rod Rosenstein wrote the memo saying…”

SANDRA:

• “You think Sessions is out?”
• “You think he’s going to resign?”

JEANINE:

• “No, no, no, is out of the investigation.”

SANDRA:

• “Oh, gotcha, right, right.”

JEANINE:

• “And that's why Mueller has this total control over everything that's going on in the White House.”

SANDRA:

• “And now the president is firing warning shots at Mueller, saying, "Don't dig into my family's finances.

JEANINE:

• “And I don't blame them. Because this is a fishing expedition.”
• “Mueller has a staff that is conflicted.”
• “Mueller started by trying to assess the credibility between Jim Comey and the president. Isn't that where we started?”
• “Mueller is like this with Jim Comey. They are pals.”

SANDRA: 

• “So, you don't think there's a fair investigation?”

JEANINE:

• “I don't think it can be.”
• “I think the people that they're hiring, their connections to the Democrats is an indication to me that there is an agenda here.”
• “And the fact that they're going so far beyond the mandate of special counsel tells me this is not a good sign.”

Jeanine saying, she wouldn’t have recused herself like Sessions did is concrete evidence that she’s an Ethical Dwarf. What this Ass-Kissing Dumbo is saying is that even though Sessions was an integral part of the Trump campaign and one of its primary surrogates, and that he lied under oath about meetings with the Russians, he should never have recused himself from any investigation involving the Trump campaign.

Jeanine claiming that Mueller’s team is biased against The Don is equally laughable. She bases this asinine argument on the fact that several of them have made campaign contributions to Democrats in the past. Of course, Jeanine opted to embrace her constitution 5^th Amendment right to remain silent given Ken Starr’s obvious biases in acting as Special Counsel investigating Bill Clinton.

Hopefully, The Don and/or his Capo Bastone (Underboss) Jared Kushner have reimbursed Jeanine for the costs she incurred in purchasing an Industrial Strength Tube of ChapStick.

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