► Jeff Beauregard Sessions sings rendition of “I’m Sorry” to Trump |
Jeff Beauregard Sessions sings rendition of “I’m Sorry” to Trump In what would appear to be an exercise in futility, it is rumored that Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions recently (late July 2017) obtained approval from Brenda Lee and/or her associates to perform a remake of her 1960 hit “I’m Sorry.”
After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads that he billed to his Justice Department travel expense account and lubricating his lips with an Extra-Large Tube of Chapstick, Beauregard entered the Oval Office and sang to The Don as follows:
I'm sorry, so sorry That I was such a fool I didn't know You could be so cruel Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Oh, yes
You tell me my mistakes Are part of being a Dumbass But that don't right The wrong that I brought to pass
(I'm sorry) I'm sorry (So sorry) So sorry Please accept my apology But disloyalty is blind And I was too blind to see Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Oh, yes
I'm sorry, so sorry That I was such an ignoramus I didn't know You could be so malicious Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Oh, yes |