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Trump the Bully hauls Sessions into Oval Office to dress him down 

 

An unreliable source provided me with an anonymous tip that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump ordered Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions to appear at the Oval Office at 7:30 am on a recent (mid-July 2017) Saturday morning to discuss the ongoing Russiagate investigation.

 

There have been numerous reports that The Don is very angry about Beauregard’s conduct in recusing himself from having anything to do with the investigation of Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election. According to the anonymous tipster, The Don and Beauregard engaged in the following discussion in the Oval Office.

 

THE DON:

  • “Hey Jeffrey, did I give you permission to sit down?”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “No, you certainly didn’t Donnie, and I’m very sorry for disrespecting you.”

THE DON:

“Don’t’ you ever call me Donnie.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “I’m sorry. What would you prefer?

THE DON:

  • “When you speak to me you’ll show due respect by calling me Mr. President.”
  • “Do you understand me Jeffrey?”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “I certainly do Mr. President, and I beg your forgiveness for failing to show the respect you deserve.”
  • THE DON:
  • “Now Jeffrey, let’s get one thing strait here.”
  • “I didn’t appoint you as Attorney General because I thought you were qualified for the job.”
  • “I appointed you because I was confident that I could rely on you to show your undying loyalty to me and to act as my personal attorney in protecting me from any aggravation from outside sources.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “That’s what I intended to do Mr. President but I was forced to recuse myself from the Russia stuff after the ethics office at the Justice Department told me that my association with the campaign mandated that I recuse myself.”

THE DON:

  • “I don’t give a shit about no Justice Department ethics Jeffrey.”
  • “As is the case with you as Attorney General, the Justice Department is required to show undying loyalty to me.
  • “Are we clear Jeffrey.”

BEAUEGARD:

  • “Yes sir, Mr. President.”

THE DON:

  • “See Jeffrey, I expected you as a loyal soldier to make sure I was protected by making sure no Special Prosecutor was appointed and that no investigation of me, members of my family or my associates ever got off the ground.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “That’s exactly what I wanted to do Mr. President but I couldn’t because of the ethics involved that mandated that I recuse myself.”

THE DON:

  • “I told you I don’t give a shit about any ethics problems. You didn’t do the job I hired you for which was to protect me.”
  • “So, I’d appreciate it if you’d do the right thing now and resign and if you don’t I’ll fire your sorry ass.”

BEAUREGARD:

  • “Please Mr. President don’t fire me.”
  • “I’ll do anything you order me to do, but please, pretty please don’t fire me.”
  • “And lastly, Mr. President, you’ll have to fire me because if I quite I won’t qualify for Unemployment Compensation.”

 

The discussion ended with The Don telling Beauregard:

 

“Get you sorry ass out of my office you Goddamn Moron”

 

 

 

 
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