This isn’t the first Award presented to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. For additional stories on The Don post-election, see the articles listed at the end of this article.

In mid-2017, The Don invited several right-wing religious nutcases to the Oval Office to engage in a so-called prayer service.

In attendance was none other than former Congresswoman Michele Bachman, a celebrated lunatic, moron, disgusting bigot and homophobe. Also in attendance was Mike Pence, a well-known religious zealot who laughingly claims he can’t eat dinner with a woman at the table that isn’t his wife.

During the prayer fest, the attendees can be seen laying their hands on The Don’s shoulders while he bent his head and allegedly prayed. This image should have been shown on The Comedy Network because the only thing The Don prays for is the opportunity to make more money by screwing someone and/or by grabbing some woman by the pussy without her calling the cops or reporting it to the press.

During the sham prayer fest, Mike Pence is seen shutting his eyes while participating in the prayer session. He was likely shutting his eyes to prevent him from looking up Ms. Bachman’s dress while she was genuflecting in honor of The Don.

And lastly, the only time that The Don can be seen kneeling is when he bends over to pick up a copy of the Hustler magazine that someone left lying in a bathroom stall at the Trump Tower in New York City.

Congrats Donnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.