Rep. Paul Ryan: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Paul Ryan 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Paulie. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (10) Awards in various categories and the subject of four (4) opinion pieces Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Paulie decided to prove his undying allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump in regard to the devastating testimony of The Don’s wrongdoing by former FBI Director James Comey.

In an embarrassing display of Ass-Kissing, Paulie defended The Don’s conduct of demanding “loyalty” from Mr. Comey and that he back off the Michael Flynn investigation by saying:

• “He’s new to government.” 
• “And so he probably wasn’t steeped in the long-running protocols that establish the relationships between DOJ, FBI, and White Houses.”
• “He’s just new to this.”

Yeah Paulie, and John Gotti was new to the rules regarding rubbing out Paul “Big Paulie” Castellano, the presiding Godfather of the Gambino Crime Family without first obtaining the permission of the Commission. Therefore, we should be happy to give both Dons, Gotti and Donnie a pass, right Paulie?

Do you think that Paulie would have had the same reaction if Hillary was President and tried to put the arm on Comey? Of course not. In fact, Paulie and his comrades in the House of Representatives would likely have already embarked on impeachment proceedings.

One thing we know for sure is that Paulie doesn’t’ give a damn about comporting his conduct in accordance with his oath of office. The only thing Paulie cares about is keeping The Don in office long enough to rubber stamp his right-wing agenda that includes eviscerating health care for poor folks and providing hundreds of billions of dollars in tax cuts to America’s billionaire class.

Hopefully, The Don and/or one of his Certified Toadies remembered to reimburse Paulie for the costs he incurred in purchasing an industrial strength tube of ChapStick.

Congrats Paulie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. MoronAward Winner =1
2. Screwball Award Winner = 2
3. Rep. Paul Ryan’s Medicare Plan asks seniors to screw their kids and grandkids: Art.268 Dawg Opinions
4. Does Rep. Paul Ryan want to stick the Weiner to the Middle Class?: Art.269 Dawg Opinions
5. Deficit Hawk Rep. Paul Ryan’s plan balances budget in 28 years: Art.270 Dawg Opinions
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7. Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget plan sticks it to the Poor and Middle Class: Art.271 Dawg Opinions