► Comedy Central announces the “Donald Trump Roast” |
Comedy Central announces the “Donald Trump Roast”
An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has agreed in principle to an offer from Comedy Central to appear at an upcoming “Donald Trump Roast.”
Over the strenuous objections of The Don, Bill Maher will be hosting the roast.
After some intense negotiating between The Don and producers of the Roast, the following Bakers Dozen have been approved to be members of the roasting team.
James Comey Robert Di Niro Hillary Clinton David Letterman Rosie O’Donnell Stephen Colbert Vladimir Putin Nancy Pelosi Amy Schumer Lawrence O’Donnell Cher Louis C.K. Susan Sarandon
In addition to reluctantly approving the above-mentioned roasters, The Don demanded that he receive 85% of all profits generated from the televising of the Trump Roast.
However, to prove he’s one of America’s greatest Philanthropists he has agreed to donate 50% of the profits he receives to the NAAWP (Nat’l Assn for the Advancement of White People) and the other half to the Jerry Falwell Ministries.
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