Sean Hannity: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

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Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinions. Those awards and opinions are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (mid-May 2017) episode of his daily comedy show on the Fox News Comedy Network, resident comedian and serial liar Sean Hannity decided to once again prove his loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

Sean then donned a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads to pay respect and homage to The Don while at the same time minimizing any damage to his knees. In this instance, Sean urged his boss The Don to take action to seize control of the media.

Sean laughingly claimed he was upset at the Washington Post for reporting that The Don had leaked “highly classified information” to his Russian comrades during a meeting at the Whitehouse. Sean then told his intellectually deprived followers:

• First, the White House press team should regularly develop a list of the top and most important 15, 20, 25 issues of the day.”
• “Next, the media, well, they should be able to submit questions about these issues in writing, give the White House time to respond with clarity and specificity, and if Sean Spicer then wants to take a couple of questions from the briefing room podium, that’s fine.”
• “But only on those specific topics.”

Sean continued with his hyperbolic (BS) rant by telling his and The Don’s supporters:

• “You, the Dupes, I’m sorry, the American people, would be better served.”

Only a Certified A-Hole and dyed-in-the-wool Trump Toady would even consider making such a suggestion.

What’s next for Sean? Will he demand that his children and only his children should be given all the questions on their school tests prior to taking their final exams?  Who would be better served under this scenario Sean Baby?

Hopefully, The Don and/or one of Toadies had the courtesy to reimburse Sean for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

Congrats Sean; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
2. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
3. Liar Award Winner = 1
4. MoronAward Winner = 2
5. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
6. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.155 – Dawg Opinions
7. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.156 – Dawg Opinions
8. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.157 – Dawg Opinions
9. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.158 – Dawg Opinions
10. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.159– Dawg Opinions
11. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.160 – Dawg Opinions
12. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.161 – Dawg Opinions