Trump croons rendition of “Since I Met You Baby” to Kellyanne Conway

Luckily for us, family members of the Ivory Joe Hunter greed to allow Donald “Trumporleone” to do remake of his number one hit “Since I Met You Baby” in honor of his number one Surrogate Toady, Kellyanne Conway.

The Don’s infatuation with Kellyanne is obvious. In fact, it is apparent that he considers her to be his Substitute Paramour given the fact that Ivanka spends most of her time far away in New York (can’t blame her can ya?).

In honor of his ongoing relationship with Kellyanne, The Don’s rendition of “Since I Met You Baby” goes like this.

Since I grabbed you baby

My whole life has changed

Since I grabbed you baby

My whole life has changed

And everybody tells me that I am not the same

I don't need nobody

To tell my falsehoods to

I don't need nobody

To tell my whoppers to

'Cause since I have you baby, all I need is you

Since I grabbed you baby

I'm a dirty old man

Since I grabbed you baby

I'm a disgusting old man

I'm gonna try to fondle you in every way I can

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