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Trump announces séance with living Tyrants

 

After the conclusion of the highly-anticipated Pay Per View telecast on the Fox News Comedy Network of the séance hosted by Donald “Trumporleone” Trump with some of his favorite deceased Despotic Dictators (DDs)

 

It is quite apparent that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is infatuated with Dictators, Tyrants, Despots, Autocrats and assorted Fascists. He has recently (April/May 2017) invited the admitted murdering president of the Philippines to visit with him at the Whitehouse.

 

And it goes without saying that The Don has a special place in his heart for Vladimir Putin.

 

Below is a list of countries with authoritarian rulers who will be at least 70 years old next year. The list is ordered by who is toughest (with toughest at the top), and includes information about each ruler’s age and the year they took over:

 

Below is a list of the Dictatorial Despots currently in power that The Don has invited to Mar-a-Lago

 

Living Dictatorial Despots

  • Robert “The Pig” Mugabe: Zimbabwe (1980-2017)
  • Muammar “Gaddafi: Libya (1969 thru 2011)
  • Vladimir “The Thug” Putin (1999-2017)
  • Mswati III: King of Swaziland (1986-2017)
  • Kim Jung “Fat Boy” Un: North Korea (2011-2017)
  • Manuel “Pineapple Face” Noriega: Panama (1983-1989)

The Don is hoping that this séance will better enable him to fire unpatriotic public officials who refuse to swear allegiance to The Boss as was the case with FBI director James Comey. He also believes this séance will enable him to employ a more qualified group of liars and dissemblers of the truth rather than retain losers like Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway.

 

If this séance succeeds, The Don should be able to creep into the Top 10 List of Dictatorial Despots, both living and deceased. And that fact in and of itself, should tend to “Make America Great Again.”

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 38 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 39 thru 49 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 50 thru 55 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 280 thru 293 Dawg Opinions
  5. Trump Bullshit: Art. 355 thru 385
  6. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 26 Liar Awards
  7. Lunatic Awards: Art. 315 thru 317
  8. Moron Awards: Art. 214 thru 216
  9. Screwball Awards: Art. 267 thru 268
  10. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 198 thru 206 
 

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