► Trump approves bedtime lullaby for Jeff Sessions |
Trump approves bedtime lullaby for Jeff Sessions An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has recently (ca. early May 2017) signed an executive order authorizing Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions to utilize the following bedtime lullaby after tucking himself in for a good nights sleep.
Furthermore, The Don has instructed two of his Compliant Toadies, Reince Priebus and/or Steve Bannon to tuck in Beauregard on alternate nights.
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Don my soul to keep. If I should lie before I wake, I pray to Don my soul to take. If I should live for other days, I pray the Don to guide my ways.
Donnie, unto thee I pray, Thou hast guarded me all day; Safe I am while telling lies, Safely let me eat my fries. Bless our Toadies, the whole world bless; Help me to learn worthlessness; Keep me every in thy sight; To my Don I say good night.
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