► Trump names Sean Hannity Designated Liar for month of May 2017 |
Trump names Sean Hannity Designated Liar for month of May 2017
Since announcing his run for the presidency and after winning the election, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has set many, many records as America’s All-Time Congenital Liar. As we have all come to learn, The Don will lie about anything no matter how insignificant it is.
In truth, if the Fake News accused The Don of telling the truth, we can be assured that he’d have his team of loser lawyers file a lawsuit against “the truth.”
The Appointee for May’s Designated Trump Liar is Sean “The Trump Toady” Hannity. Sean will be responsible for lying as many times as necessary about The Don’s lack of accomplishments. He will also be required to create new falsehoods in support of The Don.
As the Designated Liar, Sean will be provided with a pair a pair of official Trumpian ™ Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads, a one month supply of Preparation H, and two tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick so that he can properly perform his designed tasks.
And lastly, a free colonoscopy performed by an Amateur Proctologist.
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