Trump announces new plan to pay for his Beautiful Wall

A source has indicated that due to the intransigence of the Democrats and some left-wing Republicans in the House and Senate, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has been forced to forgo funding with American tax funds to build his Beautiful Wall on the Mexican Border.

As a direct consequence of the un-American activities of the God-hating members of Congress from those America-hating blue states, The Don is announcing the following alternate plan to fund his Beautiful Wall.

• 10 cent surcharge on Tacos sold in a Blue State (20 cents for California)
• 20 cent surcharge on enchiladas sold in a Blue State (30 cents for California)
• 40 cent surcharge on avocados sold in a Blue State (50 cents for California)
• $8 surcharge on bottle of Patron Silver Tequila in Blue State ($15 for California)
• $6 surcharge on case of Corona Extra in Blue State ($10 in California)

It is estimated that the surcharges named above would or could possibly generate somewhere around $1 to $1.5 billion over the course of 12 to 18 months.

This just one more example of The Don “Making America Great Again,” right Jethro?

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