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Trump celebrates: My first 100 days in Office
Preparing himself to celebrate his first 100 days in office, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump thought it would be appropriate for his followers to learn how he was treated by his Toadies during his first 100 days in office.
To assure the announcement was a smashing success, The Don reached out to numerous religious entities to obtain their permission to use the format for the Christmas song “The 12 Days of Christmas." The Don’s rendition goes like this.
On my first day in Office my Toadies gave to me a golf club and a Tee
On my tenth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 2 Substitute wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my twentieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute wives and a golf club with a Tee
On my thirtieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my fortieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my fiftieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 6 Porn stars 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and A golf club and a Tee
On my sixtieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 7 Pounds of Grass 6 Porn stars 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my seventieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 8 Jerks pounding sand 7 Pounds of Grass 6 Porn stars 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my eightieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 8 Jerks pounding sand 7 Pounds of Grass 6 Porn stars 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my ninetieth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 9 French hookers 8 Jerks pounding sand 7 Pounds of Grass 6 Porn stars 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
On my hundredth day in Office my Toadies gave to me 10 Undocumented workers 9 French hookers 8 Servile congressmen 7 Pounds of Grass 6 Porn stars 5 Pussy grabs 4 Petite condoms 3 Doses of Viagra 2 Substitute Wives and a golf club and a Tee
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