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Gov’t grant for People for the Ethical Treatment of Trump (PETA)
An unreliable source has indicated that the U.S. Department of Agriculture has recently (April 2017) announced that Donald “Trumporleone” has signed an executive order that awards an annual $50 million charitable grant to the PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of A-Holes).
The $50 million in additional government funds will be offset by reducing the budget that pays for prosthetics for members of the armed services wounded in Afghanistan or Iraq.
PETA was formed shortly after The Don announced his run for the presidency on June 16, 2016 at the Trump Tower in front of hundreds of paid actors and actresses.
The primary reason for PETA’s formation was to protect The Don from vicious attacks from the mainstream media that was hellbent on exposing his serial lies.
As we speak (April 2017), PETA is the largest lying politician rights organization in the U.S. of A. with more than 50 members, most of whom are Trump family members and/or Trump Toadies (TTs).
PETA is dedicated to stopping all cruelty, necessary or unnecessary that could be visited upon The Don by his multitude of detractors such as left-wing commies and assorted America hating liberals residing in unpatriotic areas such as San Francisco, Austin, Boston, El Paso, Detroit, Philadelphia, Chicago, Los Angeles and New York.
The Don has said that if the $50 million isn’t sufficient to protect him from lying losers and dispensers of fake news like the New York Times and the Washington Post, then he’ll be more than happy to approve another $50 or $100 million per year if necessary to protect him from these vicious unpatriotic God haters.
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