Trump to defund PBS (Porno Broadcasting System) 

Rumor has it that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has offered to sell PBS (Porno Broadcasting System) previously known as the Public Broadcasting System to Larry Flynt but he respectfully declined. Larry said he didn’t want his name associated with a disgusting pornographic network such as PBS. Put simply, Larry said there are limits to the porn that he’s willing to associate with.

Larry said he was particularly incensed and thoroughly disgusted with the sexually explicit antics and on air relationships of:

• Bob the Builder and Curious George
• Big Bird and Miss Piggy
• Elmo and Dr. Teeth
• Kermit the Frog and Camillia the Chicken
• Fozzie Bear and the Swedish Chef
• Beaker and Gonzo
• Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Rowlf the Dog
• Rizzo the Rat and
• Janice and Sweetums

Rumor has it that The Don was quite unhappy with Larry’s decision and has decided to cancel his subscription to Hustler Magazine. However, The Don has indicated that he heard that one or more of the following folks or institutions has shown an interest in purchasing PBS.

• Association for Unappreciated Pussy Grabbers
• Republican National Committee 
• Int’l Fund for Animal Welfare
• National Assn for the Advancement of White People (NAAWP)
• The National Endowment for Exploited Men

For the sake of our children, I’m hopeful that the winner of the rights to purchase PBS will no longer air any shows depicting any of the above-named deviants.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the following articles

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 37 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 38 thru 48 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 49 thru 53 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 279 thru 292 Dawg Opinions
5. Trump Bullshit: Art. 352 thru 371
6. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 17 Liar Awards
7. Lunatic Awards: Art. 315 thru 317
8. Screwball Awards: Art. 267 thru 268
9. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 198 thru 206