Fox & Friends announces hiring of Trump as Political Consultant

An unreliable source indicated that to give further credence to their theme of “Fair and Balanced Reporting,” the CEO of Fox has proudly announced that the Fox News Comedy Network has entered into a contract with Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to be its lead Political Commentator (PC) on the “Fox & Friends” daily comedy show.

The Don will join his fellow comedic liars, bigots and Bullshit Artists Brian Kilmeade, Ainsley Earhardt, Steve Doocy, Clayton Morris and Abby Huntsman on a “as needed basis.” The Don’s primary task will be to bring to the show original lies that can then be further discussed by his fellow Bullshitters.

It is rumored that with the addition of The Don to its cast of liars and Bullshitters and in the interest of credibility that, Fox is considering changing its theme from “Fair and Balanced Reporting” to “Unfair Reporting by Unbalanced Reporters.”

With the addition of America’s Premier Liar to the “Fox & Friends’ lineup, ratings should go through the roof as The Don brings even more falsehoods to the shows low I.Q. followers.

The compensation package that will be provided to The Don will include but not limited to:

• Unlimited pussy grabs
• Full body massages by guest host Newt Gingrich
• 15 petite condoms per month
• 2 bottles per week of Industrial Strength Viagra

Additional compensation is being negotiated between The Don and Rudolph Murdoch as we speak (ca. mid-April 2017.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don view the following articles

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 37 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 38 thru 48 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 49 thru 53 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 279 thru 292 Dawg Opinions
5. Trump Bullshit: Art. 355 thru 376
6. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 22 Liar Awards
7. Lunatic Awards: Art. 315 thru 317
8. Screwball Awards: Art. 267 thru 268
9. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 198 thru 206