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Trump adds “O’Reilly, Hannity and Limbaugh to Endangered Species List
An unreliable source indicated in early April 2017, that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has instructed the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to add the names of Sean Hannity and Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh to the Engaged Species List.
The word on the street is that The Don intends to issue executive orders that will add additional qualified Americans to the Endangered Species List.
As American’s become more and more disenchanted with the fake news and outright fabrications spewed forth daily by Bill “The Perv” O’Reilly, Sean “the Ass-Kisser” Hannity and “Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, The Don has decided to place all three of these illustrious animals on the Endangered Species List.
The endangered category that these three buffoons (my sincerest apologies to buffoons) belong to is the Male Misogynists Pervert Liar species. The Don along with his Specialized Sycophant (SS) squad has concluded that if Billy, Sean and Rush are not protected it could lead to their speedy extinction.
For their safety and to protect them from poachers, they have been listed in the Top Ten list of endangered species along with their counterparts that are listed below.
And lastly, as a federally protected species, any fellers caught attempting to capture, trap and/or bait Bill, Sean or Rush, will be punished by being subjected to a 35-minute lap dance performed by Rush.
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