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Trump orders extreme vetting to include colonoscopies An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has issued an executive
order expanding “extreme vetting” of Muslims entering the U.S. of A. that will include colonoscopies.
To assure that the costs of the colonoscopies will not cause a deeper hole in the deficit, The Don has ordered that the colonoscopies be performed by Aspiring Proctologists.
The only qualification required to perform Muslim Oriented Colonoscopies is that you must be (a) an fervent Sean Hannity fan, (b) a Family Values kind of guy, and (c) possess an I.Q. that is no higher than the legal speed limit for semi-trucks on I-75 in the Cincinnati, Ohio area.
Each Muslim that is provided with a colonoscopy will be charged a fee of no less than $400 and no more than $900, the cost depending on the depth of the vetting process.
The fee will be split up with the Aspiring Proctologist receiving $10 to $15, Homeland Security receiving $20 to $25 and the Trump Organization receiving $370 to $860 per procedure.
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