Attorney Laura Alpert of Dallas; ethical dwarf

The state of Texas presented Laura Alpert with a law license in 1990 after she graduated from Southern Methodist University (SMU) Law School.

The District 6-A Grievance Committee found Laura guilty of the following misconduct.

• Failed to respond to numerous client communications
• Failed to file divorce petition on client’s behalf
• Failed to provide any meaningful legal services on behalf of client
• Failed to fully cooperate with ethics investigators (Up yours, said Laura!)

As a direct consequence of her misconduct, the Patron Saints for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Texas Supreme Court punished Laura by gifting her with a complimentary 6-month suspension of her law license.

As we speak (ca. July 2017), Laura practices with L. Alpert Mediations at 3102 Maple Avenue in Dallas, Texas.