► Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail

Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lamar. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Lamar is yet another loser attorney that discovered the difficulty in earning a dishonest living practicing law. As a direct consequence, Lamar decided to go into the second most ethical profession in the country, politics (used car salesman No. 1).

 

Lamar the Moron is chairman of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology. During a recent (late March 2017) meeting of the Committee, Lamar decided to laughingly claim that Science Magazine is not an objective publication. (Chris D’Angelo)

 

After donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads paid for by the fossil fuel industry, Lamar who has a long and storied history of denying climate science decided to once again act as Chief Enabler and Apologist for polluters of the environment. Towards that end Lamar the Lackey said:

  • “That is not known as an objective magazine [Science Magazine].”

Despite Lamar’s distrust of Science Magazine, he is devoted Toady and Bootlicker of the Brietbart news site that is primarily involved in spewing forth “fake news.” In 2016, Lamar mocked “climate alarmists” in a Tweet to a Brietbart article by falsely arguing that a short-term drop in global temperatures proved climate change isn’t happening.

 

It is rumored that Lamar receives his evidence in denying that humans are causing climate change from some of the following scientific publications.

  • Mad Magazine
  • Paper Girls published by Image Comics
  • Star Wars published by Marvel Comics
  • Laughspin.com

With a Moron like Lamar in charge of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, America’s Premier Polluters (PPs) don’t have anything to worry about.

 

And lastly, I’m hopeful that members of the fossil fuel industry agreed to reimburse Lamar for the costs he has incurred to date for his repeated purchases of large tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

 

Congrats Lamar; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  4. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  5. Moron Award Winner = 1
  6. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  7. Primary reason for impeaching Obama: Art. 71 – Dawg Opinions
 

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