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Trump announces new book: “The Art of the Feel”

 

During the presidential campaign, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump repeatedly hailed himself as 

one of America’s most successful businessmen in duping the voters. Towards that end, The Don unabashedly promoted a book he falsely claims to have authored entitled “The Art of the Deal.”

 

Given The Don’s notorious and admitted history of misogyny and sexual harassment of the opposite sex, he has announced that his next book will be entitled “The Art of the Feel.”

 

The “Forward” to the “Art of the Feel” is authored by none other than Celebrated Pervert and Serial Sexual Harasser former Fox News CEO Roger “The Pig” Ailes.

 

The Don acknowledges the following celebrated luminaries in the “Art of the Feel.”

  • Bill “The Perv” Cosby
  • Woody “I married my step daughter” Allen
  • Billy "The Predator" O'Reilly 
  • Former Sen. David “I love hookers” Vitter of Louisiana
  • Clarence "This Coke's for You" Thomas 

The Don has preliminarily announced that all proceeds from the sale of The Art of the Feel will be divided in half and donated to the National Association for the Advancement of White People (NAAWP) and the American Association of Sadists (ASS).

 

And lastly, let’s all clap (whoops don’t want that) our hands in honor of The Don’s newest book.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the following articles

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 35 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 36 thru 46 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 47 thru 51 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 277 thru 290 Dawg Opinions
  5. Trump Bullshit: Art. 347 thru 364
  6. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 15 Liar Awards
  7. Lunatic Awards: Art. 314 thru 316
  8. Screwball Awards: Art. 266 thru 267
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 198 thru 206

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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