Trump issues order that Alec Baldwin be detained

An unreliable source has indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has or is about to issue an executive order for the immediate arrest of Alec Baldwin for his acts of “treason” in his portrayals of The Don on Saturday Night Live (SNL). 

It is rumored that The Don has demanded that U.S. Attorney General Jeff Beauregard Sessions file criminal charges against Baldwin for Treason and Sedition. A finding of guilt would or could carry a life sentence for Mr. Baldwin.

Below are just a few examples of The Don’s tweets expressing his disdain for Mr. Baldwin and/or SNL.

• “Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable!”
• “Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can’t get any worse. Sad.”
• “Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me.”
• “Time to retire the boring and unfunny show.”
• “Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks.”
• “Media rigging election!”

Ever since it began to air in the mid-1970s, SNL has engaged in making humorous skits involving sitting Presidents and/or other high ranking government officials. However, The Don is the only one that can’t take a good ribbing, the reason being that for the most part Baldwin’s depictions of him a true.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the following articles

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 30 Dawg Opinions
2. Trumps’ victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 31 thru 41 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 42 thru 46 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump Bullshit: Art. 344 thru 356
5. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 9 Liar Awards