Donald Trump takes credit for ending California Drought

During his run for the presidency, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump traveled to the agricultural centers in California to drum up voter support. While there he laughingly claimed that California was not suffering from a drought. To view an article on this matter, visit the URL at the end of this article.

Anyone watching the weather news from California (ca. late January thru February) well knows that the clear majority of the state is suffering from unrelenting rain storms followed by severe flooding. In fact, that the spillway for the Oroville Dam partially collapsed from the weight of the water being released from the dam.

Rumor on the grapevine has it that The Don visited the Fresno area shortly after he was elected to solve the drought the farmers have been experiencing in that area for many years.

Fortunately for the droujght-stricken farmers, The Don was successful in imposing on Chief Yahoo to lead the required dancing to end California’s severe drought; however, the Chief insisted he would only appear if allowed to dress up as a Ninja Turtle. The Don immediately agreed to the Chief’s reasonable request.

The Don also succeeded in having some folks join in with Chief Yahoo in performing various dances to assure the drought would come to a speedy end. He was able to get Jeff Bridges to join the cast along with one of the Ninja Turtles.

The Donald promises “There is no Drought” in California

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