Chuck Berry rewrites “Johnny B Goode” in honor of Trump

FYI: Chuck Berry was a famous American singer who recorded numerous top hits beginning in the 1950s. One of Chuck’s biggest hits (number 2 on Billboard Magazine’s Hot R&B Sides chart) was “Johnny B. Goode.”

Luckily for us, Chuck agreed to do a partial remake of “Johnny B. Goode” to show due respect for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. Chuck’s remake goes like this.

Deep down in the bowels of The Apprentice

Way up in Donny’s neck of the woods

There stood a mansion made of gold and wood

Where lived a little boy named Donny B. Goode

Who never ever learned to be honest so well

But he could fake the truth like a ringing a bell

Go go

Go Donny go

Go

Go Donny go

Go

Go Donny go

Go

Go Donny go

Go

Donny B. Goode

His mother told him "Someday you will be a shyster”

And you’ll become America’s premier fraudster

Many people you screwed came from miles around

To hear you tell your lies when the sun go down

Maybe someday your name will be in lights

Saying Donny B. Goode tonight

Go go

Go Donny go

Go

Go Donny go

Go

Go Donny go

Go

Go Donny go

Go

Donny B. Goode

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