Trump negotiates with Lego to supply material for “The Wall”

It has been recently (early Feb 2017) that the cost to build Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s wall will easily exceed the $12 billion that he previously announced it would cost. In fact, some estimates having the cost approaching $50 billion.

After announcements of overcasts were made, The Don claimed the costs were overblown because he had not yet engaged in any negotiations over the claimed prices. He then tweeted the following:

• “I am reading that the great border WALL will cost more than the government originally thought, but I have not gotten involved in the design or negotiations yet.”
• “When I do, just like with the F-35 Fighter Jet or the Air Force One Program, price will come WAY DOWN!

The Don then contacted The Lego Group in Billund, Denmark and spoke with one of the founder Kirk Kristiansen’s family members about providing the material and labor to build his infamous Wall.

Apparently, the initial stages of the negotiations went well for The Don as Lego advised him of its willingness to design, manufacture and build The Wall.

A representative for The Don, surmised that the cost will come in at less than 8 billion, thereby allowing the Mexican government to realize a substantial reduction in its reimbursement to The Don’s administration.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the following article

• Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 30 Dawg Opinions
• Trumps’ victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 31 thru 41 Dawg Opinions
• Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 42 thru 46 Dawg Opinions
• Trump Bullshit: Art. 344 thru 356
• Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 9 Liar Awards