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Five New York Family’s Honor Donald “Trumporleone” Trump


In early 2017, after The Don’s unexpected presidential victory over Hillary Clinton, a séance was held in Brooklyn amongst the present-day Consigliore’s of the Five New York Families. The purpose of the séance was to contact the now-deceased past Godfathers of the five families to see if they approved of The Don’s elevation as the Capo di tuttu capi (the "Boss of All Bosses")


On the fourth attempt, the five-member committee succeeded in making direct contact with each of the below named former Capofamigilia’s (Bosses), all of whom expressed their strong admiration and support for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. The vote of the Bosses was unanimous and led to The Don being named the new Capo di tuttu capi.

  • Bonanno Family: Joseph “Joe Bananas” Bonanno
  • Columbo Family: Carmine “The Snake” Persico
  • Gambino Family: Albert “The Mad Hatter” Anastasia
  • Genovese Family: Vincent "Chin" Gigante
  • Lucchese Family: Anthony "Tony Ducks" Corallo

After the vote was taken naming The Don “Boss of all Bosses,” he was required to take an oath to uphold the Organization's Code of Conduct, which is as follows:

  • Be loyal to organization members if it financially benefits you
  • Be irrational. Engage in battles you cannot win
  • Be a man of dishonor. Disrespect womanhood and your elders
  • Keep your eyes and ears shut and your mouth open
  • Whine and complain in the face of adversity or criticism

Having taken the oath of office and undergone the required rituals, The Don, can now operate his and his family’s businesses with the blessing and stamp of approval of these powerful bosses. 

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