Donald “Trumporleone” Trump names White House SWAT team leader

To deal with the trumped-up unrest on college campuses and elsewhere, and given The Don’s concern about his safety, he decided to form his own person SWAT team to protect him.

Even though The Don receives the best security money can buy (that’s your money) that is provided by the Secret Service, he has feelings of insecurity given the prior assassinations and/or attempted assassinations involving JFK and Ronald Reagan.

The Don’s choice to head his SWAT team is pictured above and as one would suspect given his history, she's a blonde.