► Trump’s first firing for failing to “Kiss The Don’s Ring” |
Trump’s first firing for failing to “Kiss The Don’s Ring” On the evening of January 30, 2017, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announced for the first time as Americas most Disrespected Don (DD) “Your Fired” when he fired Acting U.S. Attorney General Sally Yates.
The primary reason for Sally’s firing was her betrayal of The Don when she knowingly violated her Loyalty Oath. Before taking the oath, Sally was required to place her right hand on a copy of “The Art of the Deal.”
The Loyalty Oath’s preamble states:
The Don’s press release firing Sally said:
The Don’s Loyalty Oath is in keeping with his changes to the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence, which goes like this.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men with the exception of Caucasians are not created equal, that they are not endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights as are those guaranteed to Caucasians, such as Life, Liberty, the Right to Vote and the pursuit of Happiness."
"Whenever The Don’s opponents become destructive of these ends, it is the Right of The Don to alter or to abolish the Government, and to institute a new Dictatorship, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to him shall seem most likely to effect the Financial Well-Being and Happiness of The Don, his immediate family members, his Consigliore and designated Capos."
It’s unlikely that this initial “Your Fired” action will eliminate other government ingrates from disrespecting Don Trumporleone.
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