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Donald Trump announces Extreme Vetting procedures

During the presidential race and after he won, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announced he was in favor of Extreme Vetting procedures in regards to allowing certain folks to enter the country. 

 

Word on the street has it that The Don’s primary vetting procedure will be:

  • A colonoscopy performed by an amateur proctologist

Secondary procedures for applicants, if necessary, will include the following.

  • Forced to read “The Art of the Deal”
  • Required to be Bill Cosby’s date (women applicants only)
  • Forced to listen to Kellyanne Conway rant for two hours
  • Unpaid labor as bricklayer for The Don’s Wall

If these humane vetting procedures don’t protect us from future terrorist attacks by God-haters and assorted Obama sympathizers, then I don’t know what the hell will.

 

For additional stories about The Don post-election go to the articles categorized below

  1. Trumps’ victim of Draining the Swamp: Art. 13 thru 23 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 24 thru 28 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump post-election Lies: Art. 1 thru 9: Liar Awards

 

 

 
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