Donald Trump sez Waterboarding one step slightly below torture

During a recent (late Jan 2017) episode of The Sean Hannity Comedy Hour show airing on the Fox Comedy News Network, Sean interviewed his beau Donald “Trumporleone” Trump about waterboarding. The following conversation took place between Sean and The Don.

THE DON

• “So, waterboarding used to be used because they said it really wasn't torture.”
• “It was the one step slightly below torture.”
• “That's why waterboarding happened.”

SEAN

• “That's why it was legal.”

THE DON

• “Torture is real torture.””
• “OK, waterboarding is, I'm sure it's not pleasant, but waterboarding was just short of torture when all of a sudden they made it torture.”

What in the hell does The Don mean that waterboarding “was one step slightly below torture?” Does that mean he was referencing any following torture techniques?

• Chinese water torture: slowly dripping water onto person's forehead, driving them insane
• Flagellation: flogging, whipping or lashing of the human body with special implements such as whips, lashes, rods, switches, the cat o' nine tails, etc.
• Pitchcapping:  Involves pouring hot pitch, or tar into a coned shaped paper cap, which is forced onto a bound suspect's head, allowed to cool, then rapidly removed, taking with it a portion of the suspect's skin and tissue.
• Kneecapping: Inflicted by gunshot to the knee (favorite of the Trumporleone Family)
• Foot roasting:  Pressing s red-hot iron plates to the soles of the feet
• Denailing: Extraction of the nails from the fingers and/or toes
• Abacination:  Victim blinded by having a red-hot metal plate held before their eyes

The Don apparently is of the firm belief that any of the above-mentioned torture techniques are much more humane than waterboarding.

Is it conceivable that The Don believes that giving a prisoner a "hickey on the neck" is wose than waternoarding? 

How much would you personally be willing pay to watch The Don undergo a little Foot roasting, Pitchcapping, Denailing or a combination thereof on a Pay-Per-View telecast?

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