Trump fails to take credit for lost Ringling Brothers Circus jobs

In mid-Jan 2017, Kenneth Feld, chairman and CEO of Feld Entertainment announced that Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus was shutting down. At least 500 performers and other workers are set to lose their jobs.

The 500 people performers and workers on both touring shows will lose their jobs. Despite taking credit for the creation of new jobs he had nothing to do with, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump refuses to take credit when there is a reported job loss.

To be excruciatingly fair to The Don, an unreliable source indicated that he has taken credit for creating the following jobs.

• 1 new mechanics job at Rolls Royce of Beverly Hills
• 2 housekeeper jobs at Melania’s $5.5 million DC mansion
• 1 new job at the Burger King on Colfax Ave in Denver
• 2 new paralegal jobs at attorney Gloria Allred’s LA office
• 3 new jobs at the Chicken Ranch brothel in Pahrump, Nevada

The lost jobs at Ringling Brothers will have a devastating impact on Trump brownnosing surrogates, hanger-on’s, and assorted sycophants because it will eliminate future job opportunities for them as Circus performers in the fields below.

• Clowns
• Schliltzie the Pinhead
• Animal cage cleaner
• Lionel the Lion-faced Man
• The Bearded Lady
• Koo-Koo the Bird Girl

Without having the above referenced job opportunities, Don Groupies will likely be relegated to seeking a job as a greeter at a local Walmart or Sams Club store.