► Donald Trumps “I Have a Dream” speech

Most, if not all of us are cognizant (means acquainted Jed) with Martin Luther King’s “I

 Have a Dream” speech. However, most of you are likely unaware of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s “I Have a Dream” speech, which he authored with the help of his plagiarist friends and/or family members.

The Don’s speech as set forth below was and is intended to garner support from the African-American community and will be given at The Trump Tower in New York as soon as David Duke gives his editorial stamp of approval.

The Don’s Opening Statement

"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for ignorance in the history of our, my election as your president.

" 110 years ago, a great American, my Daddy Fred Trump in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the decree ordering discrimination against Blacks in his New York apartments. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Whites who had feared withering injustice via integration.

110 years later, Whitey lives on a lonely island of riches in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. 110 years later, White boys languish in the corners of Wall Street society and find themselves to be exiles in their own land. So, I stand here today before you to dramatize the appalling conditions of my White brethren.

The Don’s I Have a Dream Segment

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its articles of faith: "We hold these truths to be self-evident; that only white men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the beaches of Malibu the sons of former billionaires and the sons of former slave

owners will be able to sit down together and share a bottle of Dom Perignon at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day down in Palm Beach, Florida, with its uppity Blacks, that one day right down in Palm Beach little white boys and little white girls will be able to join hands as affluent and privileged sisters and brothers.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the balance in their checking account.

I have a dream that one day every Trump Hotel shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made to make way for another Trump Golf Resort, that the licensing will be made plain, and that crooked Hillary will be made straight, and the glory of the Don shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it and worship it together.

This is my hope. This is the faith that I will go back to the Trump Tower with. With this faith, I will be able to hew out of the mountain of conflicts of interest a continuing stone of mistrust. With this faith, I will be able to transform the jangling misgivings of The Donald Haters into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.

Let Freedom Ring comments

• Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Vail, Colorado!
• Let freedom ring from Melania’s curvaceous slopes
• But not only that; let freedom ring from the beaches of Malibu!
• Let freedom ring from Augusta Nat’l Golf Club

And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's white children, white men will be able to join hands and sing in the words of that old Caucasian spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

Closing Statement

• We can never be satisfied as long as White folks are victims of the unspeakable horrors of police favoritism
• We can and never will be satisfied as long as our white bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, can only afford lodging at the Four Seasons or Ritz-Carlton hotels
• We cannot be satisfied as long as Whitey's basic mobility is from a larger upscale gated community to a smaller one
• We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their selfhood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating "for blacks only."
• We cannot be satisfied as long as a Caucasian in Stone Mountain, Georgia cannot vote but a Negro in Chicago believes he/she had a right to vote twice for Obama because he was black

I HAVE A DREAM!