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Rep. Jason Chaffetz (UT): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (UT)

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Shortly after Walter M. Shaub Jr., director of the Office of Government Ethics issued a statement criticizing Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s sham claim of avoiding any conflicts of interest were being cured by having his two sons manage his far-flung businesses.

 

Mr. Shaub’s justified critique caused Jason to don a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads in defense of The Don’s laughable fix of his inherent conflicts of interest. This led Jason to call for a congressional investigation into Mr. Shaub’s conduct.

 

Jason had the chutzpah to accuse Mr. Shaub of “blurring the line between public relations and official ethics guidance.”

 

In Jason’s letter to Mr. Shaub he emphasized his committee’s authority to reauthorize his ethics office, a clear threat he was willing to put the office out of business. Jason went on to say:

 

“The Committee on Oversight and Government Reform is the principal oversight committee of the House of Representatives and may at ‘any time’ investigate ‘any matter’ as set forth in House Rule X.”

 

So here we have a taxpayer funded employee threatening the director of Office of Government Ethics while at the same time refusing to investigate the electoral assistance The Don received compliments of Vladimir Putin and the Russians or the numerous conflicts of interest involving The Don.

 

To be fair to Jason the Jackal, he has promised to spend several more millions of taxpayer funds to continue his years-long frivolous investigation of Hillary Clinton’s emails.

 

What is truly sickening is Jason’s hypocrisy regarding The Don’s infamous “Grab them by the Pussy” statement wherein he commented by saying:

  • “I’m out. I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president”
  • “It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine,”

Jason went on to say:

  • “My wife, Julia and I, we have a 15-year-old daughter."
  • "Do you think I can look her in the eye and tell her that I endorsed Donald Trump for president when he acts like this and his apology?”
  • “That was no apology, that was an apology for getting caught."

I wonder what Jason told his young daughter after he decided to take a ride on the Trump Train. Maybe he said something like this:

 

JASON

“Darlin, I’ve got some fairly bad news to tell you.”

DAUGHTER

“What’s that Daddy.”

JASON

“Remember what I said about Trump being a disgusting pervert when we found out he had bradded about women and “Grabbing them by the Pussy?”

DAUGHTER

“Yeah Daddy, I remember it well. It made me proud that you be my Daddy for standing up for a woman’s right to not be sexually assaulted by a sleazebag like Donald Trump.”

JASON

“Well Darlin, I’ve been forced to change my tune and offer my personal support for Trump.”

DAUGHTER

“Goshes and Gollies Daddy why would you do such a dastardly thing?”

JASON

“Well Puddykins, I really had no choice after I realized he was gonna beat Hillary.”

DAUGHTER

“I’m really disappointed in tour lack of integrity.”

JASON

“I know and I’m like really sorry; however, I’m going to make it up to you by taking you as my guest to Trump’s inaugural bash.

DAUGHTER

“Well, okay Daddy, but what should I do if Donald tries to hit on me or even worse tries to grab my pussy?”

JASON

“Not to worry Darlin, me and a few of my republican friends will steer Donald towards the daughter of one or more Democratic office holders in attendance.”

DAUGHTER

“Whowee Daddy, I’m feeling much better now.”

 

Congrats Jason; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

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