Attorney David Stelzer of Woodinville, WA; thieving loser

The state of California provided David Craig Stelzer with a law license in 1997 after he graduated from Western State University Law School.

The California State Bar found Dave guilty of the following misconduct.

• Failed to properly maintain funds in his client trust account
• Commingled client funds with personal funds
• Misappropriated (stole) at least $3,000 of client funds
• Wrote a check against insufficient funds (rubber)

As consequence of his misconduct, the supporters for Attorney Misfits sitting on the State Bar Court punished Dave by gifting him with a complimentary stayed 1-year suspension of his law license.

In truth, the comedians sitting on the California State Bar Court didn’t mete out any meaningful punishment to Dave.

As we speak (ca. January 2017), Dave practices with Epic Games at 10500 NE 8th Street in Woodinville, Washington.