Trump contemplates appointing Sarah Palin Ambassador to Russia 

It is rumored Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is considering the appointment of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to ne the next ambassador to Russia.

The primary reason that The Don is flirting with Sarah’s appointment is because it would reduce the travel expenses she would incur, all of which would be paid with taxpayer funds.

Since Russia is Alaska’s neighbor, Sarah could travel there by kayak via the Bering Strait. She could also make the trip by borrowing the sled and dogs from the winner of the 2016 Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race.

Even better, is Sarah’s ability to keep an eye on Russia. This is evident from Sarah’s statement during the 2008 presidential race, wherein she said.

"They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

Given the obvious travel expense savings and Sarah’s capacity to view Russia from Alaska, along with her supreme intellectual acumen, this appointment is an all-around winner.