World Gloomy before Trump beat Hillary
In a never-ending effort to prove beyond all doubt that he ranks (and I mean he’s like really rank) as America’s No. 1 Narcissist, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump had the chutzpah (means “balls” Jethro) to send out a tweet that said:
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“The world was gloomy before I won.”
The Don’s comment is akin to O.J. Simpson saying the following after he was acquitted of murder.
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“The world was depressed before I was found not guilty of killing my ex-wife.”
Of course, The Don’s “gloomy” claim is hyperbolic (BS) at best. If true it certainly wouldn’t apply to The Don’s current boyfriend Vladimir Putin and Russia.
I don’t recall worldwide celebrations taking place after The Don’s electoral victory. However, there is an indication that sales of Prozac and Cymbalta exploded worldwide.
And lastly, even though there is no supporting evidence (the Fox News model) that the spike in shootings in Chicago can be attributed to extreme depression over The Don’s election, until someone proves otherwise this reasoning cannot be discounted.
For additional stories about The Don post-election go to the articles categorized below.
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Bullshit Award Winner = 6
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Bully Award Winner = 1
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Dumbo Award Winner = 1
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Trump fleeces donors re: purchase of his “Crippled America” book: Art. 40 Fleece-Flocker Awards
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Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
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IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
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Liar Award = 1
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Lunatic Award Winner = 1
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MoronAward Winner = 1
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Narcissist Award Winner = 2
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Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner =6
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Screwball Award Winner = 1
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Only Trump genuinely loves America: Art. 65 Bullshit Awards
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Evangelicals supporting Trump ain’t real Evangelicals: Art. 70 Bullshit Awards
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Donald Trump has already made America greater: Art. 309 Bullshit Awards
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Trump honors Fox News as “Fair and Balanced”: Art. 329 Bullshit Awards
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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announces list of acceptable debate moderators: Art. 330 Bullshit Awards
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The Donald Promises “There is no Drought” in California: Art. 334 Bullshit Awards
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Why did Bill and Hillary Clinton Murder Vince Foster? – Art. 335 Bullshit Awards
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Mexican rapists coming to U.S. with Muslim terrorists to follow: Art. 336 Bullshit Awards
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Trump like Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King Jr. & Jerry Falwell: Art. 70 Moron Awards
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Donald Trump is the USAs King David: Art. 62 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Donald Trump victimized by Racism: Art. Rodney Savage: Art. 180 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Only Trump can save us from Obama’s Maoist Reeducation Camps: Art. 183 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Donald Trump will save us from the Anti-Christ: Art. 194 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Big name endorsements for Donald Trump’s presidential run: Art.195 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Trump believes Michael Savage qualified to run Nat’l Institutes of Health: Art. 197 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
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Trump wins the War on Christmas Lewandowski: Art. Screwball Awards
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Do Y’all want a President with Small Hands? – Art. 2 Dawg Laments
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The Donald sings in honor of Hillary Clinton: Art. 3 Dawg Laments
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Trump considers appointing Sean Hannity Propaganda Minister: Art. 1 Dawg Opinions
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Should Trump order car makers to place Bibles in glove compartments? - Art. 2 Dawg Opinions
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American Assn of Gropers endorses Donald Trump: Art. 28 Dawg Opinions
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Nat’l Assn of Proctologists endorses Donald Trump: Art. 29 Dawg Opinions
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Trump offers new product line of Penis Pumps: Art. 30 Dawg Opinions
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Will dead voters cost Trump the election? - Art. 31 Dawg Opinions
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Is Donald “Trumporleone” Trump “Defamation Proof?” - Art. 32 Dawg Opinions
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Donald Trump supporters “Stand by their Man”: Art. 33 Dawg Opinions
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Is Donald Trump a little Short where it counts? – Art. 34 Dawg Opinions
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Hillary knowingly lies that The Don lacks experience in foreign affairs: Art. 35 Dawg Opinions
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Little Marco apologizes to Trump for implying he had a Small Penis: Art. 36 Dawg Opinions
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Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements – Art.214 Dawg Opinions
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The Don’s Potential Presidential Advisory Capos: Art. 245 Dawg Opinions
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Who will President Trump appoint to Office of Sex Offenders Sentencing: Art. 246 Dawg Opinions
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Who will President Trump appoint to head the EPA? – Art. 247 Dawg Opinions
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Who will President Trump appoint to head the FBI? – Art. 248 Dawg Opinions
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Who will Donald Trump name as his Running Mate? - Art. 249 Dawg Opinions
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After Macy’s Dumps Trump; he announces New Product Line: Art. 250 Dawg Opinions
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When does the “Donald” trump “Mitt the Witt?” – Art. 251 Dawg Opinions
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The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney: Art. 252 Dawg Opinions
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