Trump DC Hotel is a Chintzy piece of Crap
Late in the presidential campaign (10/26/16) Donald “Trumporleone” Trump held a grand
opening ceremony of his new hotel in Washington DC.
In late December 2016, it was reported by The Washingtonian that a year-end list of luxury hotels from travel group Luxury Travel Intelligence (LTI), which specializes in high-end hotels, puts Trump’s near the bottom of its list. (Erin Corbett)
After rating The Don’s hotel as the third-worst on its list, LTI said in its review:
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“The building itself is undoubtedly impressive, but once inside we start to ask questions.”
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“LTI finds the décor a little garish and more quantity over quality.”
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“Service is poor on occasions and lacks confidence.”
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“The whole experience seems a little forced, and therefore this place is not for the true discerning luxury traveler.”
For the less discerning reader, the term “garish” means chintzy, gaudy and/or vulgar.
If things get any worse for The Don’s DC hotel, he’ll start losing customers to the newly renovated and upgraded Motel 6 at 6711 Georgia Ave NW in DC. And if things get worse, The Don may have trouble competing with the Super 8 Motel.
Sadly, lobbyists, foreign government officials and others seeking gifts from The Don compliments of the American taxpayer will be more than happy to pay $800 a night or more to stay at his chintzy hotel.
In truth, The Don could purchase the local Motel 6, rename it “Trump’s Motel Six” and charge favor-seekers $600 a night, which they would cheerfully pay.
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