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Trumps’ 9th victim of Draining the Swamp: Texas Gov. Rick Perry


On December 14, 2016, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump announced his nomination of former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to be the next Energy Secretary.


It should be noted that Ricky has dedicated 30 years of his adult life (1984 to 2014) to porking out at the public trough. Had it not been for a government check, Ricky likely would have been working as a greeter at Walmart. This fact in and of itself is proof positive that


If you recall, Ricky is the Moron (my apologies to Morons) who couldn’t name the Energy Department as one of the three government agencies he would eliminate if elected president during the 2012 GOP presidential race.


During the 2016 republican presidential race, The Don made the following comments that clearly support the assertion that Ricky is a “Moron” andinadequate in his job as Governor.

  • Perry lacks the “energy,” and the “brain power” to be effective president
  • Perry “should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate.”
  • “Gov. Perry did a terrible job.”
  • “When he was governor of Texas he could have done a lot better in terms of securing the border.”
  • “The job he in terms of border security was absolutely terrible.”

Can there be any doubt that The Don is correct in believing that Ricky is intellectually qualified to be the next Secretary of the Interior? The same is true of Ricky’s ability to provide superior services to the public as its next Interior Secretary.


During the 2016 republican presidential race, Ricky made the following flattering comments about The Don.

  • “He [Trump] He offers a barking carnival act that can be best described as Trumpism: a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean-spiritedness and nonsense that will lead the Republican Party to perdition if pursued.”
  • “Let no one be mistaken: Donald Trump's candidacy is a cancer on conservatism.”
  • “It must be clearly diagnosed [Trumpism], excised and discarded.”

It is patently clear that Ricky the Lackey is more than happy to become an active member of The Don’s “barking carnival act” that he once denounced.


It is well known that Ricky is a lifelong lackey for the energy sector in Texas. In fact, he is the “poster child” for eliminating the Energy Department and its rules/regulations intended to reign in an industry hellbent on destroying national lands and parks in the pursuit of oil and gas.


With Ricky’s pick as the new Energy Czar we can be confident that nobody in the federal government will be looking out for the environment nor will there be anybody seeking to protect our national parks.


For additional stories about The Don post-election and those dealing with Ricky go to the articles categorized below


For additional stories about The Don post-election go to the articles categorized below


Trumps’ 9th victim of Draining the Swamp: ex-Texas Gov. Rick Perry

Trumps’ 8th victim of Draining the Swamp: Rep. Ryan Zinke (R-MT)

Trumps’ 7th victim of Draining the Swamp: Goldman Sachs’ Gary Cohn

Trump’s 6th victim of Draining the Swamp: Steven Mnuchin

Trump’s 5th victim of Draining the Swamp: Elaine Chao

Trump’s 4th victim of Draining the Swamp: U.S. Rep. Tom Price (GA)

Trump’s 3rd victim of Draining the Swamp: GOP megadonor Betsy DeVos

Trump’s 2nd victim of Draining the Swamp: Sen. Jeff Sessions


Trump’s 1st victim of Draining the Swamp: Reince Priebus

Trump’s post-election Lie No. 4: I’m gonna sue them lying women

Trump’s 3rd post-election lie: Hillary’s going to Jail

Trump’s 2nd post-election lie: I saved Ford plant from moving to Mexico

Trump’s 1st post-election lie: I never settle lawsuits

Trump Filling the Swamp: No. 3 – WWE cofounder Linda McMahon

Trump Filling the Swamp: No. 2 – Scott Pruitt EPA Director

Trump Filling the Swamp: No. 1 – Dr. Ben Carson

SNL biased sayeth Whiner Donald “Trumporleone” Trump


Donald Trumps “White-Hand Man” Stephen Bannon

Donald Trump: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Misogynist Trump introduces new line of Super Glue Toothpaste for Women

Trump’s inauguration is a ‘swamp dwellers” delight

Don “Trumporleone” Trump says revoke Flag Burners citizenship

Trump saved us from Unprecedented Persecution of Christians

Should Trump order car makers to place Bibles in glove compartments?

Trump wins the War on Christmas


Previous articles dealing with Gov. Rick Perry 

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  2. Dumbo Award Winner = 2
  3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
  4. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  5. Moron Award Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
  7. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  8. Gov. Perry’s hypocrisy re: Austin DA Lehmberg: Art.159 Dawg Opinions
  9. Gov. Perry: Aspiring fiction author’s 1st book titled “Fed-Up (FU): Art.160 Dawg Opinions
  10. Did Jesus tell Gov. Perry to withdraw from Presidential race?: Art.161 Dawg Opinions
  11. Gov. Perry tells Obama: “Take this Obamacare and Shove it”: Art.161 Dawg Opinions
  12. What did Gov. Perry mean by saying we’d treat them pretty ugly in Texas?: Art.163 Dawg Opinions
  13. Gov. Perry as President and future makeup of the Federal Judiciary: Art.164 Dawg Opinions
  14. Is Gov. Perry’s State Pension fund also a Ponzi scheme?: Art.165 Dawg Opinions


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