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Trump Filling the Swamp: No. 1 – Dr. Ben Carson


During the presidential campaign, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump repeatedly promised his supporters that if elected president he would appoint the “brightest”, “smartest” and most “experienced” people for positions in his cabinet. In keeping with his sham promise, The Don nominated Dr. Ben Carson to head the Department of Housing and Development


Some of Benny’s admitted qualifications as to demeanor and intellectualism to lead HUD are as follows:

  • Tried to hit mother over head with hammer over clothing dispute
  • Attempted to stab friend who changed radio station but blade broke in friend’s belt buckle
  • Believes the Pyramids are not tombs but grain silos (to store soy beans Bennie?)

The Don’s admiring comments about Benny prior to nomination:

  • “Ben Carson is very, very weak on immigration. He believes in amnesty strongly.”
  • “It’s not his thing [being President]. He doesn’t have the temperament for it. I think Ben just doesn’t have the experience.”
  • “Think about what Carson is saying: [regarding Benny’s temperament] he hit his mother over the head with a hammer, he hit a friend in the face with a lock, he tried to kill somebody with a knife.”
  • “Actually, I think Ben Carson is lower energy than Jeb.”

The Don then compared Benny’s admitted pathological problem with that of a child molester by saying in part:

  • "He said that he's pathological and he's got basically pathological disease ... I don't want a person that's got pathological disease."
  • "I said that if you're a child molester, a sick puppy, a child molester, there's no cure for that - there's only one cure and we don't want to talk about that cure, that's the ultimate cure.”
  • “No there's two, there's death and the other thing.”
  • “But if you're a child molester, there's no cure, they can't stop you. Pathological, there's no cure."

Isn’t it nice to know that we’re going to have a sick puppy who admits to suffering from a pathological problem running HUD?


Maybe The Don could put the arm on Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine in asking them to give him permission to nominate Chester the Molester as Undersecretary of HUD to assist Pathological Bennie in running the department.


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