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Misogynist Trump introduces new line of Super Glue Toothpaste for Women

 

Many in the news media and elsewhere have repeatedly and consistently called Donald “Trumporleone” Trump a Serial Misogynist. In response to said assertions, The Don has consistently and forcefully responded by saying:

  • "Nobody has more respect for women than Mel Gibson, I’m sorry I mean Donald Trump!"

As we all have come to know, The Don wants us to believe that he is one of the most successful businessmen in the U.S. of A. This despite his numerous bankruptcy filings and stiffing of his employees and/or contractors.

 

With that said, The Don was quite pleased to announce the introduction of a new product to show his tremendous and never ending respect for women with his line of “Trump Crazy Glue Toothpaste for Women.”

 

For the first 500 buyers of this new product, The Don is offering a free “sign language” tutorial for the man of the house to present to his subservient spouse.

 

And lastly, tired of hearing that same old song and dance from your loved one? Then don't miss out on treating your loved one with the respect she deserves by buying her a one-year supply of "Trump Crazy Glue Toothpaste for Women."

 

For additional stories about The Don post-election go to the articles categorized below

 

Trump’s 6th victim of Draining the Swamp: Steven Mnuchin

http://tinyurl.com/jz2mfl6

Trump’s 5th victim of Draining the Swamp: Elaine Chao

http://tinyurl.com/hfqpreb

Trump’s 4th victim of Draining the Swamp: U.S. Rep. Tom Price (GA)

http://tinyurl.com/z79umgy

Trump’s 3rd victim of Draining the Swamp: GOP megadonor Betsy DeVos

http://tinyurl.com/j9ya77z

Trump’s 2nd victim of Draining the Swamp: Sen. Jeff Sessions

htto://tinykurl.com/jubq3dy

Trump’s 1st victim of Draining the Swamp: Reince Priebus

http://tinyurl.com/z2vmgke

Trump’s 3rd post-election lie: Hillary’s going to Jail

http://tinyurl.com/zsanl5u

Trump’s 2nd post-election lie: I saved Ford plant from moving to Mexico

http://tinyurl.com/zatq5zh

Trump’s 1st post-election lie: I never settle lawsuits

http://tinyurl.com/hfv7y9b

SNL biased sayeth Whiner Donald “Trumporleone” Trump

http://tinyurl.com/jm5aggp

 

Donald Trumps “White-Hand Man” Stephen Bannon

http://tinyurl.com/hytg7rq

Donald Trump: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

http://tinyurl.com/h6pfacz

Trump’s inauguration is a ‘swamp dwellers” delight

http://tinyurl.com/hubt7re

Don “Trumporleone” Trump says revoke Flag Burners citizenship

http://tinyurl.com/zx3hxxy

 
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