Trump’s inauguration is a ‘swamp dwellers” delight

Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has published the “58^th Presidential Inaugural Committee Underwrite Benefits” brochure that is a total slap-in-the-face to the hourly workers in the rust belt that he duped into voting for him by falsely claiming he would Make America Great Again.

The Don’s inaugural brochure makes the following offers:

• $1 million donors get tickets to luncheon with cabinet appointees and congressional leaders such as Sen. Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House
• $1 million donors provided with tickets to an “elegant candlelight dinner” with appearances by The Don, Melania Trump, Mike Pence and his wife Karen Pence

The inaugural brochure also offered various packages for “swam dwellers” willing to part with $500,000, $250,000, $100,000 and $25,000. $100,000 donors are limited to having access to Cabinet appointees while $250,000 donors can attend the “candlelight” dinner with the first family.

It is rumored that a donation of $5,000 will get you an invitation to have breakfast with The Don’s Mar-a-Lago gardener at the Denny’s restaurant located at 4445 Benning Road NE in Washington, DC.

This is just another example of The Don making good on his promise to the working class that he was going to “drain the swamp” to Make America Great Again.

And lastly, an unreliable source indicated that a $5 million donation will entitle the donor to seek out the four (4) women of his choice and “grab them by the p****y.”

For additional stories about The Don post-election go to the articles categorized below

Trump’s 6^th victim of Draining the Swamp: Steven Mnuchin

http://tinyurl.com/jz2mfl6

Trump’s 5^th victim of Draining the Swamp: Elaine Chao

http://tinyurl.com/hfqpreb

Trump’s 4^th victim of Draining the Swamp: U.S. Rep. Tom Price (GA)

http://tinyurl.com/z79umgy

Trump’s 3^rd victim of Draining the Swamp: GOP megadonor Betsy DeVos

http://tinyurl.com/j9ya77z

Trump’s 2^nd victim of Draining the Swamp: Sen. Jeff Sessions

htto://tinykurl.com/jubq3dy

Trump’s 1^st victim of Draining the Swamp: Reince Priebus

http://tinyurl.com/z2vmgke

Trump’s 3^rd post-election lie: Hillary’s going to Jail

http://tinyurl.com/zsanl5u

Trump’s 2^nd post-election lie: I saved Ford plant from moving to Mexico

http://tinyurl.com/zatq5zh

Trump’s 1^st post-election lie: I never settle lawsuits

http://tinyurl.com/hfv7y9b

SNL biased sayeth Whiner Donald “Trumporleone” Trump

http://tinyurl.com/jm5aggp