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Trump’s inauguration is a ‘swamp dwellers” delight


Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has published the “58th Presidential Inaugural Committee Underwrite Benefits” brochure that is a total slap-in-the-face to the hourly workers in the rust belt that he duped into voting for him by falsely claiming he would Make America Great Again.


The Don’s inaugural brochure makes the following offers:

  • $1 million donors get tickets to luncheon with cabinet appointees and congressional leaders such as Sen. Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House
  • $1 million donors provided with tickets to an “elegant candlelight dinner” with appearances by The Don, Melania Trump, Mike Pence and his wife Karen Pence

The inaugural brochure also offered various packages for “swam dwellers” willing to part with $500,000, $250,000, $100,000 and $25,000. $100,000 donors are limited to having access to Cabinet appointees while $250,000 donors can attend the “candlelight” dinner with the first family.


It is rumored that a donation of $5,000 will get you an invitation to have breakfast with The Don’s Mar-a-Lago gardener at the Denny’s restaurant located at 4445 Benning Road NE in Washington, DC.


This is just another example of The Don making good on his promise to the working class that he was going to “drain the swamp” to Make America Great Again.


And lastly, an unreliable source indicated that a $5 million donation will entitle the donor to seek out the four (4) women of his choice and “grab them by the p****y.”


For additional stories about The Don post-election go to the articles categorized below


Trump’s 6th victim of Draining the Swamp: Steven Mnuchin


Trump’s 5th victim of Draining the Swamp: Elaine Chao


Trump’s 4th victim of Draining the Swamp: U.S. Rep. Tom Price (GA)


Trump’s 3rd victim of Draining the Swamp: GOP megadonor Betsy DeVos


Trump’s 2nd victim of Draining the Swamp: Sen. Jeff Sessions


Trump’s 1st victim of Draining the Swamp: Reince Priebus


Trump’s 3rd post-election lie: Hillary’s going to Jail


Trump’s 2nd post-election lie: I saved Ford plant from moving to Mexico


Trump’s 1st post-election lie: I never settle lawsuits


SNL biased sayeth Whiner Donald “Trumporleone” Trump



Donald Trumps “White-Hand Man” Stephen Bannon


Donald Trump: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner


Misogynist Trump introduces new line of Super Glue Toothpaste for Women


Don “Trumporleone” Trump says revoke Flag Burners citizenship


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