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Today’s “Delusional Comedian” Award Winner is Rush Limbaugh   Congratulations to….
Rush Limbaugh
Today’s “Delusional Comedian” Award Winner
While spewing forth his usual delusional and comedic laments, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh claimed that smart meters give “the government the power to wirelessly control your heat, your air conditioning, your urine flow – I’m sorry I mean water flow, your electricity all from the cozy central office.”
The Doper then decided to give his listeners a real dose of comedy when he compared smart meters to ‘Death Panels in your home.” A delusional standup comedian, how cool is that?
What would really be useful is a “smart meter” that would be implanted between the left and right ear of the Doper and his cohorts. The meter could be used to detect one’s I.Q. and it wouldn’t have to go any higher than 22
The Doper made the above comedic comments even though he knew they were patently untrue. In fact, several spokespersons for utitiliy companies, including the California Public Utilities Commission, the DC Public Commission Service and CenterPoint Energy all stated that the Doper’s comments were pure bunk.
Congrats Rush; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as a Delusional Comedian; you are far too unassuming.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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