Hon. Judge Richard M. Markus
Arbritration, Mediation and Private Judging
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PRESENT POSITIONS:
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Retired Judge recalled to service for purpose of enabling crooked attorneys
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President, Private In-Judicial Services, Mediation/arbitration results based on relevant bribes
PROFESSIONAL HISTORY:
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Lackey and bootlicker for local political hacks in Cleveland (1954-1964)
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Member of First Annual Dishonor Recruitment Program for crooked lawyers/judges
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Greeter at Sam’s Club at 10250 Brookpark Rd. in Cleveland, 1998-2006
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Part time Urinal inspector at Cleveland Hopkins Airport, 1988-1994
JUDICIAL HISTORY:
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Ethics Instructor at the Huey Long School of Ethics at LSU in Baton Rouge
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Outstanding Injudicious Award for 1978, 1980, 1983, 1996, 2001, 2007 and 2009
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Judicial Advisor to Muammar Gaddafi, 1980-2011
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Highest Unfavorable Vote in Lawyer Polls for any judicial candidate in Ohio history
TEACHING AND WRITING:
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Visiting Professor at the Tom Delay School of Ethics in Houston
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Visiting Professor at Slippery Rock University
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National Institute for Unethical Judges – Distinguished Service Award 1989
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Ohio Continuing Legal Education – Lecturer on Creating Fabricated Timesheets
PROFESSIONAL ACTIVITIES:
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Association of Crooked Trial Lawyers of America (National President, 1990-1991)
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Academy of Unethical Florida Trial Lawyers (Honorary Life Member)
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American Board of Unprofessional Liability Attorneys (Founding Trustee, 1983)
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Jeffrey Dahmer Gourmet Institute (Board Member and Trustee)
OTHER AWARDS:
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American Association of Sycophants (ASS), Chairman of the Board, 1996-2009
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Society of Certified Unethical Misogynists (SCUM), Founding Member, 1988
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Cleveland Association of Shyster Lawyers, Board Member,
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Ohio Academy of Ethical Leper-Cons, Chief Operating Officer, 1991-2011
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Certfied "Dumbo" Award Winner, 1988, 2001, 2006, 2008 and 2010
HOBBIES:
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Defrauding Ohioans by billing for hours never worked
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Dispensing with justice rather than dispensing it
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Dining with luminaries such as Jeffrey Dahmer and Idi Amin
BIOGRAPHICAL LISTINGS:
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Who’s Who in Dishonest Judges
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Who’s Who in Judicial Morons
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The Worst Judges in America (Top 10 from 1988 thru 2010)
FEES:
You will be billed a percentage (normally 55%) of whatever I award you. The award will initially be based on the bribe – I’m sorry I mean the fee you agree to pay me. Per Diem (travel expenses) of $300 per day will be billed to both parties ($600 a day).
Trust me, once you’ve agreed to purchase a favorable ruling and have paid your upfront bribe, again I’m sorry – I mean fees, you can be assured that you and yours will be unjustly enriched just like me.
Dishonorable Richard M. Markus
Fairview Park, OH 44126
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