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Hon. Judge Richard M. Markus

 
Arbritration, Mediation and Private Judging
 
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PRESENT POSITIONS:
  1. Retired Judge recalled to service for purpose of enabling crooked attorneys
  2. President, Private In-Judicial Services, Mediation/arbitration results based on relevant bribes
PROFESSIONAL HISTORY:
  1. Lackey and bootlicker for local political hacks in Cleveland (1954-1964)
  2. Member of First Annual Dishonor Recruitment Program for crooked lawyers/judges
  3. Greeter at Sam’s Club at 10250 Brookpark Rd. in Cleveland, 1998-2006
  4. Part time Urinal inspector at Cleveland Hopkins Airport, 1988-1994
JUDICIAL HISTORY:
  1. Ethics Instructor at the Huey Long School of Ethics at LSU in Baton Rouge
  2. Outstanding Injudicious Award for 1978, 1980, 1983, 1996, 2001, 2007 and 2009
  3. Judicial Advisor to Muammar Gaddafi, 1980-2011
  4. Highest Unfavorable Vote in Lawyer Polls for any judicial candidate in Ohio history
TEACHING AND WRITING:
  1. Visiting Professor at the Tom Delay School of Ethics in Houston
  2. Visiting Professor at Slippery Rock University
  3. National Institute for Unethical Judges – Distinguished Service Award 1989
  4. Ohio Continuing Legal Education – Lecturer on Creating Fabricated Timesheets
PROFESSIONAL ACTIVITIES:
  1. Association of Crooked Trial Lawyers of America (National President, 1990-1991)
  2. Academy of Unethical Florida Trial Lawyers (Honorary Life Member)
  3. American Board of Unprofessional Liability Attorneys (Founding Trustee, 1983)
  4. Jeffrey Dahmer Gourmet Institute (Board Member and Trustee)
OTHER AWARDS:
  1. American Association of Sycophants (ASS), Chairman of the Board, 1996-2009
  2. Society of Certified Unethical Misogynists (SCUM), Founding Member, 1988
  3. Cleveland Association of Shyster Lawyers, Board Member,
  4. Ohio Academy of Ethical Leper-Cons, Chief Operating Officer, 1991-2011
  5. Certfied "Dumbo" Award Winner, 1988, 2001, 2006, 2008 and 2010
HOBBIES:
  1. Defrauding Ohioans by billing for hours never worked
  2. Dispensing with justice rather than dispensing it
  3. Dining with luminaries such as Jeffrey Dahmer and Idi Amin
BIOGRAPHICAL LISTINGS:
  1. Who’s Who in Dishonest Judges
  2. Who’s Who in Judicial Morons
  3. The Worst Judges in America (Top 10 from 1988 thru 2010)
FEES:
 
 
You will be billed a percentage (normally 55%) of whatever I award you. The award will initially be based on the bribe – I’m sorry I mean the fee you agree to pay me. Per Diem (travel expenses) of $300 per day will be billed to both parties ($600 a day).
 
Trust me, once you’ve agreed to purchase a favorable ruling and have paid your upfront bribe, again I’m sorry – I mean fees, you can be assured that you and yours will be unjustly enriched just like me.
 
Dishonorable Richard M. Markus
Fairview Park, OH 44126
 

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